Shaun Pedicini
Shaun Pedicini
Shaun Pedicini
Shaun Pedicini
Shaun Pedicini
Shaun Pedicini
Shaun Pedicini
Shaun Pedicini
Shaun Pedicini
Shaun Pedicini
Shaun Pedicini
Shaun Pedicini
Shaun Pedicini
Shaun Pedicini

About

Learn about Mordenstar and the pile of molecules barely held together with bubble tape who dwells here.

What is Mordenstar?

This is my personal blog where I write about various topics including but not limited to stuff and also things.

While I'd love to pretend this blog has any sort of thematic cohesion, I'm basically the neurological equivalent of a Fisher-Price Corn Popper Fisher-Price Corn Popper toy toy so you can expect a great deal of literary whiplash.

When I'm not working on projects or writing, I spent a lot of time thinking about how I seem to have the same rough success ratio at making life decisions as I did as a child reading choose-your-own-adventure books.

Mortality - A Choose Your Own Adventure book where all paths lead to death

Who is Shaun Pedicini?

The Beginning

Something something born in a lincoln log cabin made from pure 100% weapons-grade Abraham Lincoln. Then I grew quickly like at least 5 fathoms per fortnight as was the custom at the time.

The Growth Spurt

However since I shot up like a weed I was in constant danger from the military who tried to douse me repeatedly in agent orange.

The Accomplishments

After that I proceeded to not only do things but also stuff.

The Musical Journey

A large part of my life revolves around music. When people hear me sing in front of a giant box fan with a variable rheostat to control the RPMs connected to a foot pedal, they think to themselves what a regular jongleur, and how did I know that on account of my telepathy which I learned straight from Uri Gellar himself.

Singing into a fan

The Superpower

People often wish to rub my vocal cords for good luck. It is soothing and the resultant increased elasticity gives me my superpower to swallow 5 dozen eggs so I'm roughly the size of a barge.

The Social Butterfly

I am the conversational equivalent of the guy who always high-fives really awkwardly or when you see a bunch of children after playing tee-ball being forced to line up and give limp wristed handshakes to each other while half-heartedly mumbling "good game".

The Optical Illusion

Fun fact - people say that when I turn sideways I'm like one of those optical illusions where you can't tell if I'm a person or a vase. It's very flattering.

Optical illusion showing faces and a vase

The Future

But don't take my word for it, you can find out yourself after the inevitable warp core breech . 💥