Dec 26, 2025
The Candy-Man Can't
In this article, we cover some brands of sweets that really stretch the definition of candy. The kind of candy that makes a child want to brush their teeth for no other reason than to wash out the taste.
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Nov 1, 2025
My Life on the Oregon Trail
A brief foray into the memories of a millenial who as a child would have almost certainly been one of the first pioneers to be eaten by wolves along the Oregon Trail.
Oct 28, 2025
Scantronics
Remember Scantron tests and the gestapo-level of strict rules around using a Number 2 pencil? Explore the nostalgia of automated test scoring. You have 60 minutes. You may begin... now.
Apr 22, 2025
The Q-Basic Continuum
What if the Q Continuum from Star Trek created their own variant of BASIC? “Q”-BASIC turns warp drives into GOTO statements and overflow errors into core breaches.
Aug 11, 2024
Encyclopedia Brown and the Stray Sock Caper
This article represents a thorough investigation into the strange disappearance of half of my socks, and the consequences will never be the same.
Jul 16, 2024
Bible Stories
This article presents a humorous and critical analysis of three biblical stories, featuring characters like Elisha, Isaac, and Solomon, through a modern lens.